It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed